Showing posts with label get skinny already. Show all posts
Showing posts with label get skinny already. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

skinny taco dip.

i found this on one of my pinterest endeavors. it was the perfect thing to make for dinner be-cause mother nature decided to bypass spring and it has been in the 80s non-stop for over a week. not that it's a bad thing. i'm just feeling a little pasty.  this is a light meal and everyone was busy playing outside and complaining that it was too hot to eat. which is kind of alarming - what are they going to say in july?! i had to remind them that they spent 3 good years in florida and floridians are no whimps when it comes to the weather.

it was also the perfect dinner because we had baseball practice the night i made it and for some reason when we have practices, things get all wonky in my house. i try to have all my to-do's completed before 3 so that when the boys come home i can focus on homework, making sure they do their chores, dinner, and then getting ready for practice, ect.

 if things would only go as planned. it never does and i am usually yelling so we're not late.

anyway, here's the recipe - which i made just a little different from the original.

1 large can of refried beans
1 8 oz. package of low fat cream cheese
8 oz. light sour cream
16 oz. jar of salsa
1 taco seasoning packet
chopped lettuce
diced tomato
shredded cheese
black olives
tortilla chips

i added the refried beans because i was making this as a meal instead of a dip. i've got hungry boys to keep full, you know!

spread the refried beans in the bottom of a 9 x 13. mix together cream cheese, sour cream, salsa, and taco seasoning until well blended and spread on top of refried beans. top with lettuce, cheese, tomato, and black olives. serve with chips.

you should eat this right away. or if you are saving the left overs (or if you are a good wife like me and put together a plate your working husband for later - leave off the lettuce, cheese, tomato, and olives until ready to serve. soggy lettuce and tomotoes are yuck.)

in other news...
photo by my mom
this little stink finally started saying "mama". i was beginning to doubt my place in his life when he started saying "lily" - the dog -  before me. and also dada, triston, bye bye, hey, hi, and bottle. and does it count that he only says it when he is pissed? i will take what i can get, i suppose. and since he just pulled an entire bag of pretzels out onto the floor..

that is my cue to go.

Monday, March 12, 2012

cellulite: get the f off of me.

okay, seriously. i will spare you the picture that goes along with that title up there. gross. but, when the h e l l did it become okay for cellulite to be visible on my legs/butt? i don't use expletives all of the time, but there are certain times when they are totally okay. i explained that, here. and this is one of those times.

anyway, one of my sisters mentioned the on-set of cellulite during a pregnancy. i probably thought to myself, "lucky for me, i have awesome legs and that will never happen to me". and i can totally say that because it was like the only awesome part of me. and for the first 3 pregnancies i bounced back pretty quick. but this 4th one did me in. cellulite appeared and i saw it, but i was all horomonal-like and totally irrational and just stuffed my face with another swiss cake roll.

and now, almost a year later, i still have a shapeless blob for a mid-section. there should be coupons for plastic surgery in with all the free crap they give you at the hospital, right? only, i don't need plastic surgery, i need like a complete hull from neck down to knees. plus some hair dye.

and what do i do about upcoming bathing suit season? should i resign myself, at the tender age of 28, to skirted bottoms? how about a spanxx suit?  they claim to be "squeeze free". can i just wear a full body wet suit?

a small victory: jeans are looser. a pair that was too tight a month ago are now baggy and loose in all the right places. i am thisclose to being the size i want to be.

and today, i am celebrating those small victories. swiss cake roll, please! just. kidding. :(

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